Jack “Pumpkin” Smith

jack Jack “Smith” (real last name omitted due to internet security reasons) is cute as a Halloween pumpkin, so much so that you want to squish him up and put him into some sort of deep-dish pumpkin pie. Just make sure you have the right man, for Pumpkin is more of a Faux Gnome than Faux Gnome himself, if you catch the drift here? All false gnomes aside, Jack has a charming smile and nary an unfashionable bone in his body. In his leisure time, he enjoys absorbing electronic music and talking to his Albanian girlfriend over the telephone.

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