Alex “Fernvag” Fernbach

alex FernVag is the most rare species of the Fernus Maximus Beatus genus. His succulent curls, a consequence of morphology, and his crazy-eyes, a product of biogeography, join to form the stealth, cat-like shrubbery that we all know and love. On the dance floor, his moves are unstoppable. King of fashion, his collar is poppable. Ladies love him, his backside is flockable. And of course, all his beats are droppable.

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