Andrew “Shoehorn” Beck

Andrew Shoelonius Beck was born of Fabio in the year of our lord, 1987. He has not cut his hair since an eye-opening trip to the Boston red light district at age 3. It is said that his flowing locks can destroy entire villages with their overwhelming beauty. Andrew enjoys long walks on the beach, yoga, and playing drums on the decapitated heads of his adversaries. When not doing freelance male modeling work, he can be found looking at himself in the mirror in the BEATS closet.

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