Evan “Pho’ Gnome” West

The beginnings of the tale of the Faux Gnome are shrouded in mystery…

Some say that he willed himself into being, fully formed, from the mind of a Mongolian holy man…

Others tell that the mother goddess gave the gifts of compassion, the full moon, and the Faux Gnome as a dowry for her daughter to the prince of the waters…

Yet others contend that a skinny cross-dressing freshman hooked up with a girl in the dirty, unlit alley behind a party at BU…

Although the truth may never come to light, the light of the Faux Gnome’s rhythms will one day bring truth to us all…